Progressives Always, Always Take The High Road.
Right after they’re apprehended naked on the Low Road.
Here’s how to roll:
No one ever drowned in Roy Moore’s car…
First – you have to get high. Looking at yourself in the mirror usually does the trick. Then take off your clothes and parade in front of your female Secret Service agents as you take your morning swim.
”Like some breakfast, honey?” Your famous wink.
Then for lunch, maybe a fresh young waitress squeezed between you and your best buddy in the Senate: a “waitress sandwich,” get it?. …